What I’ve tried to do here is combine the elegance of traditional images for star signs with the what-even-the-fuck-is-that-supposed-to-be of traditional star signs.
If you aren’t familiar with Hopeless Horrorscopes and do not know what your star sign is, you can find more about that over here – https://hopeless-maine.co.uk/2021/01/17/new-hopeless-maine-horrorscopes/
(And yes, there’s a reason for doing this, but I’m just going to tease rather than tell you what’s going on, because it amuses me and I’m a bit evil).
The Bemused Starfish
The Succubus Wasp
The Bucket (if you were looking at it from above)
The Cuttlefish Overlords (it is best not to make accurate depictions of The Cuttlefish Overlords).
The Night Soil Carrier (it’s a stylised poo)
The Ominous Watcher
The Ur Deer
The Half Person (space left to fill in what the other half is according to your needs)
The Large Angry Mammal
The Scuttling Entity
Mostly Teeth
The Night Potato (and not a teapot as you may have mistakenly assumed)
Inexplicably Standing On The Roof (which is not rude. Why even would you think that?)
