Are you troubled by restless ghosts? Has there been too much moaning and throwing stuff about lately? Is it all a bit much?

Do you like them too much to want to get Reverend Davies to exorcise them? Consider hiring Artemus Deadman to exercise them instead!

Ghosts benefit from a change of scenery, from a bit of fresh air and the chance to billow about somewhere different now and then. Artemus Deadman is an expert in providing recreational opportunities for the departed. Give your ghosts a grand day out and enjoy some peace and quiet in their temporary absence.

(You can find out more about what Artemus Deadman really does on ghostwalks over here – https://adeadman.co.uk/ . Text by Nimue)