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The Gaunts

If you make your way along Gaunt Street, you will eventually come to the bridge of bottles, which crosses the Gaunt River. Hopeless has two towns, for there is an old town and a new town. No one lives in the old town – also known as Gaunt Town. That is not to say it is unoccupied.

Gaunt Town lies on the far side of the bridge of bottles. It is not a place for the living, or for anyone who intends to continue living. The tradition of putting bottles on the bridge is old – old enough that many people do it without knowing why they do it. This is as well for them, but only if they uphold the tradition.

The bottles keep the gaunts out.

Gaunts can only cross the river at twilight. However, like many creatures of folklore, they are susceptible to shiny things, to that which might need counting. They cannot resist checking the bottles. New things in bottles distract them. If there are enough bottles for them to check, they will not make it all the way across the river before the night settles. If they ever do make it all the way across it will not end well for the citizens of Hopeless, Maine.

Once upon a time, Gaunt Town was just the town. Further inland than the harbour, sheltered by a crook in the hills, it thrived. Briefly. The houses are empty of human life, now. 

Make sure to leave a bottle at the bridge now and then. The gaunts like to be entertained. It is best if they do not cross the bridge looking for other things to shake the contents out of.

Roz White – resident

It turns out that Roz White may have been making things up. This is going to come as a relief to some of you – it certainly did for me. All those things she said about ghasts might not be true. I’m still not entirely clear if ghasts are the same as gaunts or, for that matter, what a lady ghast is.

However, if they aren’t a new kind of monster and we aren’t all at dire risk of dying horribly in new and even less familiar ways, that’s about as close to good news as we’re likely to get this week.

Also it turns out that I was entirely wrong about her being a blacksmith, for reasons that should be perfectly understandable, I think. It’s a mistake anyone could make. Especially if, like me, they’ve mostly been getting by on hairy coffee for the last week and haven’t actually slept since the previous full moon. Has anyone else done that? Or is that just a me-thing? Anyway, there’s a point at which the hairy coffee doesn’t merely keep you awake, it adds in whole extra periods of time that no one else experiences and this is where (so I am told) all my issues with ghasts and blacksmithing have come from.

Apparently Roz White makes things up, on purpose, to amuse other people. You can find The Forging of Lady Ghast over here – https://www.amazon.co.uk/Forging-Lady-Ghast-Steam-Punk-Phantasy/dp/1717811094/ but I am led to believe it won’t guide you through the process of making a woman out of metal.