David Feasey has spotted a three new island creatures, and one we are pretty sure we’ve seen before. Experts from the Hopeless, Maine Scientific Society suspect that the leaf crawler might in fact be a gutter creature, although arguments continue about whether there really is a head at each end, or whether David might have observed a pair of them engaged in some kind of unconventional mating activity.

We are reliably informed that the Benistanto Batiliot is delicious, if somewhat chewy.