(by Modesty Jones)
All the spoons have gone missing from The Crow!
Mrs Hester Ephemery says it is a mystery, and they’ve all disappeared in the last week. Knives and forks have not been taken.
Is there a spoon thief at work in Hopeless? Have they struck elsewhere? Let us know if your spoons have gone missing. Mrs Ephemery says it’s making the cooking difficult, but The Crow is still open for business.
I will get to work whitting some from a few broken planks that I have lying around. They might make things taste a bit salty though.