Uncle Petunia Jones exists largely as a skull, occasionally making pronouncements from the mantlepiece. Uncle Petunia has identified as a skull for some years now.

Aunt Petunia Jones continues much as ever, dishing out wisdom and judgement alike in a much more mobile sort of way.

You will of course never see them in the same place at the same time, but according to Aunt Petunia, it’s always been that way, apparently even as children you would only ever encounter one of them. They prefer to take it in turns, she says, and he was always on the antisocial side anyway.

(Cosplay by Cat Strauss, story concept by James Weaslegrease, actual writing bit by Nimue.)