Culinary tips from Mrs Ephemery

My top tip is that if you boil anything for long enough it is less likely to kill you. Boil hard and you won’t catch weird worms from the sea eggs, and they won’t hatch inside you! Boil anything for five minutes or more and you can be fairly confident that it won’t be able to eat you or infest you in any way. It might still be able to poison you, and whether it’s poisonous or not it may still taste awful.

Avoid: Anything that puts up a serious fight. Anything you can’t bear to look at as this will undermine your prepping process. 

Some sea eggs are much more delicious when eaten raw. Unfortunately they can feel the same way about you! Are delicious sea eggs worth dying for? Only you can decide.

At The Crow we always have soup that has been properly boiled to death, we take customer safety seriously. However, sometimes we offer exciting specials where you can take your life into your own hands and try more exotic things.

Please always mention your food allergies, it saves Doc Willoughby a lot of time if he doesn’t have to do an autopsy.

(Story and image by Nimue)